Shaner

Damien's kicker is currently at -1. Punts, Pints, Pizza's defense has more points than his entire roster.

JD's Gobble Gobble is winning by the margin of 'Damien started Bye Week McGee again.'

Tiff is coasting. Damien's projected total keeps falling every refresh.

Taylor hasn't set a lineup. Damien still somehow scoring fewer points.

Final. Liz's LizzieLimey rolls. Damien's DEF finished at -4. Historic even for him.

Dana's PBS/NPR Revenge Tour is destroying Damien's process in real time. This program is made possible by Ls.

Justin's model confidence Damien loses: 100%. Residual: pure vibes.

Laura already ordered the victory snack. Damien's TE has 1.2.

Closest game of the week. Still not close. Brock is cooking Damien.

Kieran stacked the wrong guys. Damien stacked the wrong decade.

Nacua Matata means no worries for the rest of your days — unless you're Damien.