The Architect (Damien)
Damien · 0-77 · L77
Has not won a game since the invention of the football. Possibly before.
Points for
412.1
Points against
6358.0
Wins
0
Shaner scouting report
Strengths: optimism, trade deadlines, spelling his own name. Weaknesses: scoring, lineup decisions, the concept of winning. Projection: another L.
Roster
Autodraft Mistake III
QB · FA · Q · Started him. Shouldn't have.
2.1
proj 14.0
Injured Reserve Forever
RB · FA · IR · Damien's RB1 since 2021
0.0
proj 0.2
Handcuff Without a Hand
RB · FA · Damien's depth chart, full stop
0.4
proj 1.2
Bye Week McGee
WR · FA · BYE · Has a bye every week
0.0
proj 0.0
Questionable All Season
WR · FA · Q · Ruled out 5 minutes after kickoff, weekly
0.0
proj 8.4
Trade Bait Nobody Wants
TE · FA · On the block since the draft
1.2
proj 4.1
The Guy Who Was Good in 2018
RB · FA · Damien drafts him every year
3.3
proj 9.9
Kicker Who Missed
K · FA · Career long: 0 yards
-1.0
proj 7.0
Defense That Allowed 50
DEF · FA · Damien's secret weapon (against himself)
-4.0
proj 6.0
Practice Squad Legend
WR · FA · OUT · Damien's WR2. And WR3. And WR4.
0.0
proj 0.5
Injured Reserve Forever
RB · FA · IR · Damien's RB1 since 2021
0.0
proj 0.2